Ladies and Gents,
To my old friends – Hello! And to those of you that I’ve yet to have the pleasure of meeting, allow me to introduce myself. I have quite the story, but for the sake of brevity and simplicity, I’ll summarize…
It all started in 2007
The fine people at BullGuard had long been searching for a noble figure of great stature to protect their offices. The arduous search continued until, just as they were on the verge of giving up, they found me – a friendly, charming, protective and handsome (if I do say so myself) English Bulldog puppy – they adopted me on the spot.
I officially became Sir Winston of BullGuard, the company protector
Warding off evil at the gates, in a cyber-world full of ever-evolving threats has become my life’s passion. I often travel between offices to ensure my guardianship protects all.
My life’s work can be quite exhausting, and so not too long ago, I decided to take a break and travel the globe. Fierce Bulldogs like myself also need some time off, you know. Unfortunately, I smelt danger and some alarming facts reached my ears: the online black market has expanded, hacktivism has reached new peaks, and mobile malware is getting ever-more sophisticated, to mention just a few. As if these malicious developments weren’t enough to convince me to come back, I heard from my pals at BullGuard that you, my fans had been asking after me.
So here I am. And I have to say, it’s brilliant to be back!
I’ve reunited with my BullGuard chums, some of who are old pals, and others new. We’re all getting along quite well - they all love me. But… ahem… who wouldn’t?
My next assignment
I’m getting ready to jet off to London for the 2012 Olympics. I’m so chuffed! I just love participating in global events, and wouldn’t say no to a Gold Medal.